Yeah, probably just a nap.

Yeah, probably just a nap.

It’s the ’90s!

@arrington’s next wardrobe addition?: Don’t Piss Off The Blogger T-Shirt

@arrington’s next wardrobe addition?: Don’t Piss Off The Blogger T-Shirt

Cole, be careful, that’s not a jungle gym. It’s a cat condo.
Me

I Heart @1capplegate

  • Wife: I just don't think Christina Applegate is that funny.
  • Me: She's Kelly Bundy, she doesn't need to be funny.
‘Hit it, Mr. Butters’ T-Shirt #awesomeness

‘Hit it, Mr. Butters’ T-Shirt #awesomeness

Buns of Cheese

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Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week.
Dale Doback
There’s nothing a little duct tape and surgical tubing can’t conquer.
Plankton
You know who else put his friends in circles?

You know who else put his friends in circles?

O-H … Die-O

O-H … Die-O

The only rule you’ll ever need to follow.

The only rule you’ll ever need to follow.

I had an uncle like this once.